THE POINT

Winter Quarter 2007

Man with Cello

A. Bunsen's Fifth Symphony.

B. Not rocket science, it's "musical chemistry"

C. You'd think for how much textbooks cost, they would at least edit them for typos.  "Acid-bass reaction indeed."

D. Why would playing a G# cause the catalyst to activate?
 

Three with Meat

A. Make it look like an accident.

B. "Hacksaw Ribs": A new item on TGI Friday's menu

C. "After DU's volleyball team defeated CU this fall, the Boulder Chancellor regretted his decision to wager the school's mascot on the game."

A DU Serenade

A. "A New Sitcom: Two guys, a school, and a girl who thinks she's Beethoven"

B. You know, Frankie Lane's version of Rawhide is better even without gestures.

C. Tommy Pucklechurch and Ken Maggotsfield drop to the ground in pain after Sally Swartout uses her superpowers to silence their incessant singing of the Pioneer fighting song.

D. School officials locate the cause of the "Great Window Shattering of 1964."